It's a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife are at the Zoo.
She's wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless
with straps.
As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very
large gorilla, the beast goes crazy. He jumps up on the bars, holding on
with one hand and his feet, grunting and pounding his chest with his
free hand. The gorilla is obviously excited at the pretty lady in
the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, proposes that his wife tease
the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle
her bottom, and play along. She does, and the gorilla gets even
more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall. She
does, and the gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try
lifting your dress up your thighs." This drives the gorilla
absolutely crazy.
Suddenly, the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the cage
door, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"