• THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
  BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME.

 
• THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES,
  BECAUSE THAT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME & NOT ON THE STREETS.

 
• THE HUSBAND SITTING IN HIS RECLINER AFTER DINNER,
  BECAUSE HE'S AT HOME WITH HIS FAMILY INSTEAD OF
  DRINKING WITH HIS FRIENDS.

 
• THE TAXES THAT I PAY,
  BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM EMPLOYED.

 
• THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY,
  BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

 
• THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG,
  BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

 
• MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK,
  BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE.

 
• A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
  AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

 
• ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT,
  BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

 
• THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT,
  BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND THAT I HAVE
  BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

 
• MY HUGE HEATING BILL,
  BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.

 
• THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH THAT SINGS OFF KEY,
  BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I CAN HEAR.

 
• THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING,
  BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

 
• WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY,
  BECAUSE IT MEANS HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

 
• THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS,
  BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM ALIVE.

 
• AND FINALLY.......FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL,
  BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.

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