Important Recall

The maker of all human beings is recalling
all units manufactured, regardless of make
or year, due to the serious defect in the
primary and central component, or heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units, resulting in the reproduction
of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed,
*** Subsequential Internal Non-morality ***,
or more commonly known as S- I- N, as it is
primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment.

Some other symptoms are:

• Loss of direction
• Foul vocal emissions
• Amnesia of origin
• Lack of peace and joy
• Selfish, or violent, behavior
• Depression or confusion in the mental component

To correct this S- I- N defect: contact the manufacturer
at once!

The manufacturer, who is neither liable
or at fault for this defect, is providing
factory authorized repair and service,
free of charge, at numerous locations throughout
the world.

The number to call for the recall station in your area is:

P- R- A- Y- E- R

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without
correction, voids manufacturer's warranty, exposing
owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list,
and will result in the human unit being permanently
impounded.